hello i'm gg and welcome to my really cool page on the internet20 y/o (24/12) | capricorn / caprilo (prospit + heart) | polyamorous t4t queer genderfreak | dutch | adhd + dyspraxia + physically disabled + various other ailments that get worse the longer you percieve menames? labels? check my pronoun page!

you are a stranger on the internet to me and prehaps you can be a friend but you shall never be my enemy. i don't owe you anything except money maybe.

• interests & fandoms
• byf & dni

hey, psst, you should probably read my byf properly befour you follow me. may it anwser all your questions and quell all your doubts. thank you!

BYF

i am not a 'proshipper'. i am not an 'anti'. i am normal. i am an adult who pays taxes and likes to play and draw and drink lemonade. if this is a problem for you, consider this your warning.
i will not follow you back if your account is primarily centered around jjba, kpop, or mcyt. i also won't follow you back if you're under 17. (existing mutuals are OK!)
i spell 'too' as 'two' and for / -fore as 'four'. habits die hard, if you struggle to read this in DMs feel free to ask me to knock it off
generally speaking i don't involve myself in discourse nor do i care to. i don't care. i promise you, i don't care.
on a related note, do not publicly tag me in call-out posts. do not "you have 24hrs to unfollow!" me. if there's a situation, DM it to me and allow me to read it at my own discretion.
i don't particularly need tonetags but i will occasionally use them. i don't mind having to use them more often to accomedate you.
i will not qrt / tag anything i repost on my page, and i will not tag any of my interests.i am OK with NSFW accs interacting with me, but if you primarily post / repost NSFW content there's a chance i will mute your account even if we're mutuals. sorry!

DNI

(real and not fake dni here)

generally, if you can behave like a normal human being, we'll be fine. this means alt-right / MAGA weirdos, zionists, exclusionists / homophobes, SH/ED accounts, etc. are not welcome on my page. i'd also prefer it if you didn't interact with my posts if you're >16, but i understand not everyone is going to look through my whole carrd just to like / reply to a random post of mine that appeared on their TL.

DNI IF YOU:

eat apples without the skin, think monster ultra tastes like anything but soap, don't think 2 is objectively the best number, don't think three is objectively the worst number, kin or selfship danganronpa, kin or selfship homestuck, read the homestuck epilogues, enjoyed the homestuck epilouges, enjoyed homestuck^2, are a scorpio, born on a holiday, think you're cooler than me, don't have numbers in your @, under 155 cm or over 177 cm, don't like dragons, aren't emo, like anime, like k-pop, listen to the radio, are right handed, aren't a monster fucker, don't listen to vocaloid, speak more than two languages, don't like sweets, are a virgin, know how to spell, british, french, american, have pronouns in bio, identify as human, use apple products willingly, pirate minecraft, don't pirate other video games, likes math, have a job, never played U.B funkeys, never played skylanders, musical kid, theathre kid, uses proper grammar, sleeps with one pillow, never had an animation meme phase, never had a nintendo phase, never had a nightcore phase doesn't own a wii, have a good relationship to your parents, have a bad relationship with your parents, have any relationship with your parents, scenecore kids, lactose intolerant